Tongue -firmly-in cheek- dating blunders include:

* Be sober when first meet - however opening  a beer in the car on the way home will give your first true love (alcohol)  away

* Being late for first date - may be in your favor as you will be dumped after this first date - and you will eventually run out of excuses

* Talking about ex partners/hateful husbands/and emotionally scarred wives who never gave you sex/blow jobs

* Talking about your children  on first date- and every night thereafter

* Talking about yourself , your work, yourself, your sport, your health

* Asking inappropriate questions as in do you go down/swallow

* Bragging about your conquests - no longer is it considered cool if you have been round the block a few times as multiple partners now means high sexual health risks

* Impressing each other with Kama Sutra postions on your first sexual episode - you set a standard that is impossible unless you are seriously into sexual multi tasking

* If you want to be sexual as in touch, kiss, caress, make love, have sexual play whatever, it is your sexual right as an adult person to make the move, check the consensual response and respetfully agree to dive in - with protection covered.

* Always carry condoms - it is a serious blunder if you do not. No it does not mean you think she looks slutty/you are a player- it translates into you being a sexually responsible adult.